13 July 2002 -The New Lord's Prayer

After recent outbursts by various Evangelical Christian groups in the USA I feel it is time to give a piece of advice to them. Be consistent. The main problem with what is taught in many forms of Christianity is the basic inconsistencies in the teachings. To help illustrate the point here are some suggestions on how to update the "Lord's Prayer" to help it stay consistent with modern Evangelical Christian doctrines:

So, bringing all these thoughts together, The new improved "Lord's Prayer" would be:

Oh Jesus! You, The Father and The Holy Spirit are One, 
Lowered as a man you came, 
Your Kingdom is in Heaven, and you save us from this sinful world: 
You gave us your communion blood 
And washed us of our sins by your painful death. 
So let us not doubt our doctrine, by which we are saved. 
For ours will be the Kingdom, in paradise unending, 
In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 

Amen

Of course, reforming the Lord's Prayer is only one way of making it consistent with modern Christian teachings. The other way is to re-examine Christian teachings in the light of what Jesus actually taught in the Lord’s Prayer.